One of this past weekend's adventures was a trip to Stampede. For my Bay Area friends, imagine a cross between the Graduate and the Saddlerack - but not as classy!
I'm feeling generous so let's hand out some awards...
Couple most likely to replace Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on the cover of People. Mullet names are regional and his is a perfect example of the "Tennessee Tophat". I know that I'll never have a Bud Light in fear that I'll end up with a flat face.
Award for the "Most Awkward Mixture of Styles". This feller has the long-T that is so popular in the urban culture but can't deny his redneck roots by choosing the camoflauge edition.
This lady wins top honors for being "The Cougar Trying the Hardest to Stay Fresh". I'm still trying to figure out if Katie is thinking something or just mugging...
The gentleman in this pic earns the "1st Degree Groper" prize for his constant molesting of any chick that wasn't paying attention. His M.O. was to shuffle behind a young lady, put his hands on her hips, and swing side to side. This usually lasted a second and a half before they pushed him away.
The "I'm Proud to be an American" award is for spending money on a leather jacket to remind you of what country you're from. Lindsay is not impressed!
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I'm not thinking about her butt, I can tell you that.
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